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freddy
Tue Apr 02 2019, 04:16am

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Lol thanks wombat, needed a laugh
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Wombat
Sat Apr 13 2019, 05:25pm
Furry One

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After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly patient:
“ You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'

“In fact, I do.” said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty.”

When the doctor examined his elderly wife a short time later he said, “Everything appears to be fine. Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?” The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: “Your husband mentioned an unusual problem. He claimed that he was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you have any idea about why?’

"Oh, that crazy old bastard'' she replied. “That's because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August.”
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Wombat
Sat Apr 13 2019, 05:27pm
Furry One

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Woman, cranky because her husband was late in coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, -
"I've had enough and have left you, don't bother coming after me." and hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom, she could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone -

"She's finally gone ... yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to pick you up, put on the sexy French shit, I love you".
He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote;
"I can see your feet. Stop being retarded, we're outta bread, throw the kettle on, back in 5 minutes.”
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freddy
Sun Apr 21 2019, 10:37pm

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I have a meeting at the bank today that could end all our troubles, and we've put a lot of time, energy, and planning into it, so I'm feel pretty hopeful.

In fact, I'm so excited my hands are trembling and I can hardly get my ski mask on.
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Wombat
Mon Apr 22 2019, 08:56am
Furry One

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Lol
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