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Furry One Registered Member #12 Joined: Tue Feb 26 2008, 05:37pmPosts: 1990 | An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for £500, if not cured, get back £1,000." Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get £1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic. Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ?" Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Petrol!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.That will be £500." Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Petrol!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back!" That will be £500." Dr. Young (after having lost £1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything !!!! Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your £1000 back." (giving him a £10 note). Dr. Young: "But this is only £10!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! " That will be £500!" Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer" | ||
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